i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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