Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
You are the jesus of drinking
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
