I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
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