Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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