Whod you bang
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Randomize
