so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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