oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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