New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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