We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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