All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
The ass gains better be worth it
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