i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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