I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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