Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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