Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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