I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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