Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
