champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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