I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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