jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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