I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Houston, we have a blender
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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