gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
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