He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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