OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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