I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I think i got beer on your cat.
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