soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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