Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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