Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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