Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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