i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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