Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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