are you still at the devil's house?
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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