Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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