I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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