But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Drake has all the answers
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
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