Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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