So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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