Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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