question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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