it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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