Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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