Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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