She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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