is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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