And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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