Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
Your message has been received by an unknown user. Picture verification required.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
Randomize
