Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
whose parrot is this?
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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