dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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