He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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