Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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