WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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