I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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