They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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