is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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