do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
He uses pillows to masturbate.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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