Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize